Itinerant "Travellers" found camping in Wester Ross

 In a somewhat futile attempt to evade scrutiny about various matters of state on his desk in 10 Downing Street, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson escaped to the Highlands of the country in which he is held in lowest esteem possible, Scotland !

Despite the so called secrecy surrounding his planned and announced "holiday" in Scotland, Boris was found in a not so remote area of Wester Ross a mere 6 miles north of the delightful village of Applecross.

Bunty and I have sampled and enjoyed the beauty that is Applecross and the direct road to the village which frankly is not for the faint hearted  or indeed anyone with a nervous disposition:

Single track with passing places will test your forbearance and your fellow travellers road manners as you wend your way to the gem that is Applecross.

Nonetheless, de Pfeffel Johnson was some 6 miles further up the coast on the less hazardous route ! Having rented a holiday cottage and presumably then decided to erect a tent (for either his security entourage or Wilfred his dog) in a farmers sheep field but without permission and indeed took the liberty of starting a fire in the same field!

As his whereabouts became common knowledge (if you're a Daily Mail reader since they broke the story), his security team decided that his blubbery Etonian body could easily be seen from the road and any potential sniper would have to be blind not to be able to hit the target, it was back to London and the safety of Downing Street.

Needless to say the right wing press are all spouting bile about the SNP having exposed this location and endangering Mr Blobby despite the inescapable fact that it was the Tory mouthpiece the Daily Mail who ran the story.  

SCOTLAND WANTS HIM IN POWER HE'S OUR BEST ADVERT FOR INDEPENDENCE !!