Will "Bojo" actually have the temerity to come to Scotland for a "Staycation"?

 When Editor of "The Spectator" Johnson approved the publication of this poem (?) 

The Scotch – what a verminous race!

Canny, pushy, chippy, they’re all over the place,

Battening off us with false bonhomie,

Polluting our stock,

undermining our economy.

Down with sandy hair and knobbly knees!

Suppress the tartan dwarves and the Wee Frees!

Ban the kilt, the skean-dhu and the sporran

As provocatively, offensively foreign!

It’s time Hadrian’s Wall was refortified

To pen them in a ghetto on the other side.

I would go further. The nation

Deserves not merely

isolation

But comprehensive

extermination.

We must not flinch from a solution.

This frankly shambolic buffoon is rumoured to be heading to Scotland for two weeks holiday. As if his last visit wasn't embarrassing enough, where he came, he saw and he retreated after only one single day and took the precaution of staying well clear of anything resembling a town much less a city.

Of course Baxters of Fochabers is without a shadow of doubt the most visited site in Scotland which explains why he focused his visit to their soup factory and the staff were even given a day off to celebrate his visit (nothing to do with protests potentially from those vile "Nationalists" who may or may not work in this bastion of Scottish Conservatism)

Massed crowds gathered to welcome the "Prime Numptie" to Scotland's foremost visitor attraction !

I'm not a gambling man, but would put money on his not actually coming up north for a holiday under any circumstances as he knows what welcome would await him !