More Cock and Bull than Cock-a-Leekie at Baxter's hideaway for Boris

Bojo decided to face the "Jocks" to try to stem the tide of movement towards Independence, by flying north in another catastrophically misjudged political campaign.

The trip to the North of Britain (Scotland) was heralded by the lackey press as being his way of appealing directly to the Scots to stay in the Union. 

The pilot of his aircraft must have flunked navigation during training, as Bojo and he, seemed to have perceived the Orkney Islands and Morayshire as the centres of population in Scotland.

The highlight of this momentous trip to the hinterland had to be a gathering of Scottish political nonentities power standing with His Royal Hahooness outside the only bastion of Tory-ism in Scotland, Baxter's Food Factory in Fochabers. 

It is suggested that the staff at the factory were sent home and only maintenance staff were at the plant.

Meantime;

The Tory advance guard went to Edinburgh to meet their electorate;

Bojo the chief clown had the crabs in Stromness since he didn't even visit Kirkwall on this charm offensive. "Offensive" being the operative word in this context;

In a Premiership which has been marked with more accuracy of "Shooting oneself in the foot" moments than would qualify for a gold medal at Bisley for Boris, His Royal Hahooness has his 1st anniversary at the helm and my pain goes to my genuinely kind and considerate English friends who will be stuck with this turkey !