Marcus will run rings round Fat Doris with and without a ball !

 

In truth I have no real love for the actions of overpaid football stars, with one exception and as it happens he's also English !

Marcus Rashford M.B.E. is an exceptional individual and I don't mean with his footballing skill, though he has that in abundance!  

His campaign to see the poorer children of the U.K. who by and large, are the ones suffering most from the effects of two disasters (Covid and Brexit) on the doorstep of the Britain, has been inspirational and primarily based on his own experiences during his childhood before football gave him the lifestyle he now enjoys !

"Fat Doris" on the other hand, has shot himself in the foot with an accuracy that even the highly talented and skilful Rashford would give his eye teeth for !

It is a safe bet though that none of Doris' brood of offspring from various paternities will be looking for school meals !!

Though they could be the figures of ridicule for names that are selected directly from the Billy Bunter book of Wizard Wheezes !!

Johnson epitomises the JFK quote with some real numpties in the Tory Party ;

"The worse I do, the more popular I get"